"I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests EKGs and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with stranger. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed. " - Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre
Charlie Sheen response - "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,"
- NY Mag