AlterNet: The Bright Side of Global Warming:
* Casual Friday becomes clothing optional Friday.
* Not nearly as many frog species to catalogue.
* MTV's Jose Cuervo Spring Break Brought to You Live From the World Famous Beaches of Nova Scotia.
* History Channel specials on picnics.
* Dive the ruins of Bangladesh.
* Extreme Siberian Summers. In December.
* Less glaciers, more salt flats.
* Wyoming coconuts.
* Deteriorating ozone makes air travel too dangerous for politicians to make trips back to home districts.
* Louis Vuitton full body containment suits.
* A flourishing alligator sightseeing industry on Lake Michigan.
* Dune buggies everywhere dude.
* Monkey wranglers; a north American growth industry.
* A perfect all round tan in less than 30 seconds.
* Aged Duluth Coffee beans.
* Worried about unprovoked polar bear attacks? Don't be. Ever again.
* Ocean front property in Missouri.
* Antarctic pinot noir.
* Real black panthers in Oakland.
* Surfing + Sweden = nirvana.
* So many hurricanes, your name guaranteed to cycle through the list much more often.
* Backyard dwarf banana trees.
* No need to retire to Arizona; Arizona will come to you.
Will Durst is a political comic, syndicated columnist, AM radio talk show host and defense liability."
