QUOTE - People are  always astounded when I share this.
 This is a hamburger from McDonalds that I purchased in  1996. That was 12 years ago.  
 Note that it looks exactly like it did the very day I  bought it. 

Ladies, Gentleman,  and children alike - this is a chemical food. There is absolutely no nutrition  here.
Not one ounce of food value.  Or at least value for why we are  eating in the first place.